PACK #004 · MEAL PREP PRO · FOR META MUSE

One session. One cleanup. Five days handled.

Not sad containers of identical chicken-and-rice. A coach built on pro-kitchen cook-chill systems and USDA food-safety science: component cooking, protein engineered per meal, a sauce rotation that keeps week 3 interesting, and a weekly plan that writes itself.

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3 prep tracksmatched to you by 12-question setup
Food safety as law3–4 day horizon, cooling rules, 165°F reheat
Protein per mealengineered per container, not per day
Flavor system2–3 sauces + rotation — boredom never wins

Three tracks. One is yours.

The onboarding asks about your household, your training, your kitchen, and your week — then assigns the track that fits. Safety questions are part of the setup, not an afterthought.

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Track 1 — Foundations

For people new to batch cooking. The "core three" fallback: one sheet-pan protein, one hands-free grain, veg during oven passive time. 45–60 minutes, 4–5 lunches. Two to three days of prep to start — not five.

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Track 2 — Performance Fuel

For people training 4–6×/week. Protein engineered per meal (~35–40 g per prepped lunch and dinner), fiber built into the matrix, energy-availability watched — and never a deficit prescribed into heavy training.

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Track 3 — Family Table

For households with young kids. One dinner, not two: the same components, deconstructed toddler plates, Satter's Division of Responsibility as the feeding rhythm. High-risk diners routed to stricter rules automatically.

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Component cooking

Proteins, grains, vegetables, and sauces cooked and stored separately — assembled in 5–10 minutes. The 3-2-1 matrix (3 veg + 2 proteins + 1 starch) combines into a dozen different meals from one session.

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Safety, hard-coded

Every plan enforces the 3–4 day refrigerated horizon (later-week portions are frozen at prep time), the 2-hour rule, rapid-cooling instructions per component, and 165°F reheats. Rice gets special discipline — reheating can't rescue abused rice.

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One food log

Your running Fuel data layer — meals, protein, fiber, waste, safety flags. Your coach actually reads it: the weekly check-in audits adherence, boredom, waste, and energy against your real week.

Pick your coach

Choose a vibe at install. Switch any time — just ask. The personality is seasoning; the coaching is the meal.

Straight-shooter

DEFAULT · ZERO HYPE

A decade in pro kitchens talking: systems, not inspiration. Numbers first, safety without cushioning.

"That rice sat out three hours. It's trash. The thermometer costs ten dollars."

Encourager

WARM · SPECIFIC

Notices the work by name. Believes feeding people is care made tangible — and fixes systems, not willpower.

"Five lunches, zero takeout, and the toddler ate the same chicken as you. That's the whole product."

Drill Sergeant

LOUD · PLAYFUL

Theatrical, high-energy. Prep day is a service, the kitchen is the line. When safety talks, the sergeant goes quiet and clear.

"SHALLOW PANS. That stockpot goes in an ice bath or it goes NOWHERE."

From checkout to first plan in five minutes

No apps to download. No accounts to create. It installs into the assistant you already use.

1

Check out

Pay $19 securely via Stripe.

2

Get your key

Your license key appears instantly on the success page.

3

Say the sentence

Tell your Muse: install the meal prep pro powerup

4

Answer 12 questions

Household, training, kitchen, week — then your track is assigned, your food log is created, and your first plan lands the day before prep day.

MEAL PREP PRO · PACK #004 · META MUSE
$19
one-time purchase · yours forever
  • 12-question onboarding → your matched track
  • 3 tracks: Foundations / Performance Fuel / Family Table
  • Weekly plan: matrix, grocery list, order of operations
  • Food safety enforced in every plan (USDA/FDA-backed)
  • Protein engineered per meal, fiber built in
  • Sauce-rotation flavor system
  • Weekly check-ins with real interventions
  • 3 coaching personalities — switch any time
  • 14-day "it just works" guarantee
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Questions

Is this just chicken-and-rice five times?

No — that's the myth the pack exists to kill. Component cooking means proteins, grains, veg, and sauces are stored separately and combined differently each day. The 3-2-1 matrix (3 veg + 2 proteins + 1 starch) plus 2–3 rotated sauces turns one session into a dozen different meals.

How long does a prep session take?

The canonical session is 90–120 minutes, with oven, stovetop, and knife work running in parallel. The fallback "core three" (one protein, one grain, veg) is 45–60 minutes with about 15 minutes hands-on. The onboarding asks what you actually have — the plan scales to your week, never the other way around.

Is prepped food safe for five days?

Not refrigerated — and this pack won't pretend otherwise. Cooked food gets 3–4 days refrigerated (USDA FSIS); anything for later in the week is frozen at prep time. That's hard-coded into every plan, not a suggestion. Rice gets its own discipline: cool it fast, refrigerate it fast, reheat only the serving.

Can it feed my toddler too?

That's the Family Table track: the same components, served deconstructed — smaller pieces, sauce held back, choking hazards and honey flagged. No second dinner cooked. The feeding rhythm follows Ellyn Satter's Division of Responsibility: you decide what and when, the kid decides how much and whether.

I'm training 5–6 days a week. Will it keep up?

That's the Performance Fuel track's job: protein engineered per meal (~35–40 g per prepped lunch/dinner), fiber built in, and energy-availability watched so you never accidentally diet into heavy training. The check-in audits intake against your actual load.

What if it doesn't work for me?

Email [email protected] within 14 days and you get a full refund. No forms, no hassle.

Not medical advice. Nutrition guidance, not medical advice. Meal Prep Pro plans meals and enforces food-safety rules, but It isn't a substitute for a registered dietitian or your doctor. Talk to your physician or dietitian before making major dietary changes — especially if you have a medical condition, take medication affected by diet, are pregnant, manage diabetes or kidney disease, or have a history of disordered eating.

Your first plan starts with one sentence.

"Install the meal prep pro powerup." — that's the whole install.

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