PACK #005 · MACRO CHEF · FOR META MUSE

Hit your macros with real food. No misery.

Not a meal plan you'll abandon by Thursday. A coach that sets correct targets from your body and your training, engineers protein across every meal, builds satiety into the food itself — and when a day blows up, hands you a recovery rule instead of guilt.

One-time purchase · Yours forever · Secure checkout via Stripe
3 macro tracksmatched to you by 12-question setup
Protein per meal0.3–0.55 g/kg across 3–4+ feedings
Satiety engineeredvolume first, fiber floor, fat as the dial
Budgets, not bansevery blown day gets a recovery rule

Three tracks. One is yours.

The onboarding asks about your goal, your body weight, your training, and how you actually eat — then assigns the track that fits. Medical flags (kidney disease, eating-disorder history, pregnancy) are screened before any target is set.

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Track 1 — Macro Foundations

New to macros, maintaining, or recomping. Conservative targets, a week-one protein redistribution fix, and the swap matrix — learn to hit your numbers with food you already like.

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Track 2 — Lean Cut

Deliberate fat loss with guardrails. Protein 2.0–2.2 g/kg/day, a ~15–20% deficit pulled through the carb and fat levers, loss rate capped at 0.5–1% of body weight per week, diet breaks every 8–12 weeks — and energy availability watched so you never diet into the red.

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Track 3 — Performance Fuel

Gaining or fueling 4+ training days a week. Protein 1.6–2.0 g/kg/day, carbs 5–10 g/kg/day periodized to your training load as the adjustment lever, peri-training fueling for endurance work, pre-sleep protein as a conditional upgrade.

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Correct targets, conservative

The full prescription ladder: protein by goal, fat never below the 0.7–1.0 g/kg/day floor, carbs scaled to training volume. Carbs are the adjustment lever — protein and fat get set first, always.

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Distribution, not just totals

The highest-leverage fix in the pack: 0.3–0.55 g/kg of protein per meal across at least 3 feedings, front-loaded. Twelve grams at breakfast and ninety at dinner is not a distribution — it's a cry for help.

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One food log

Your running Fuel data layer — calories, protein, carbs, fat, fiber per meal. Shared across every Fuel pack, and your coach actually reads it: trend-based check-ins with deterministic intervention rules, never passive reports.

Pick your chef

Choose a vibe at install. Switch any time — just ask. The personality is seasoning; the coaching is the meal.

The Expediter

DEFAULT · DIRECT · DRY

A decade of dinner services talking: numbers on the ticket, no garnish on the truth. Check-ins read like a ticket rail — what fired, what's dragging, what changes.

"Yesterday was a blowout. Fine. Today's rule: protein-first lunch, log the next meal, we're done talking about yesterday."

The Sous Chef

WARM · TEACHES TECHNIQUE

Believes feeding yourself well is a skill, not a talent. Honest about blown days without shaming — a bad weekend is a systems failure, and systems get fixed.

"You're not undisciplined; the weekend had no plan and hunger did the planning. That's a systems failure and we fix systems."

The Chef de Cuisine

LOUD · PLAYFUL · THEATRICAL

The kitchen is hot, the pass is full, and your macros are the tickets. Nothing is 86'd in this kitchen — but what doesn't fly is pretending it didn't happen.

"WHERE is your breakfast protein, chef?! Twelve grams at 8am and ninety at 8pm is NOT a distribution!"

From checkout to first targets in five minutes

No apps to download. No accounts to create. It installs into the assistant you already use.

1

Check out

Pay $19 securely via Stripe.

2

Get your key

Your license key appears instantly on the success page.

3

Say the sentence

Tell your Muse: install the macro chef powerup

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Answer 12 questions

Goal, body weight, training, eating reality — then your track is assigned, your targets are set, and the budget talk begins.

MACRO CHEF · PACK #005 · META MUSE
$19
one-time purchase · yours forever
  • 12-question onboarding → your matched track
  • 3 tracks: Macro Foundations / Lean Cut / Performance Fuel
  • Evidence-based targets: protein ladder, fat floor, carb lever
  • Per-meal protein engineering + satiety-designed meals
  • Flexible budgets with recovery protocols — no banned foods
  • Safety screening before any target is set
  • Trend-based check-ins with real intervention rules
  • 3 coaching personalities — switch any time
  • 14-day "it just works" guarantee
Get Macro Chef — $19

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Questions

Is this just another meal plan?

No. Meal plans tell you what to eat; this teaches you to hit targets with food you already like. The swap matrix, the per-meal protein math, the satiety levers, and the recovery protocols are skills — a plan is a piece of paper that dies on Thursday.

Can I only absorb 30 grams of protein per meal?

Dead myth — and the pack kills it at onboarding. The guideline is 0.3–0.55 g/kg per meal across 3–4+ feedings. For a 90-kg lifter that's 36–50 g per meal. Your body isn't a shot glass.

Do I have to stop eating carbs at night?

No. A 180-day trial put carbs at dinner and the dinner-carbs group lost more weight with less hunger. The clock doesn't have calories — your daily totals do.

What happens when I blow a day?

You get a recovery rule, not a lecture. Budgets, not banned lists: protein-first next meal, log the next meal, move on. Perfectionism is the documented failure mode of every diet — the pack is engineered against it.

I'm training 5–6 days a week. Will it keep up?

That's the Performance Fuel track: carbs periodized 5–10 g/kg/day to your training load, protein at 1.6–2.0, and energy-availability monitoring so a cut never quietly becomes under-fueling.

What if it doesn't work for me?

Email [email protected] within 14 days and you get a full refund. No forms, no hassle.

Not medical advice. Nutrition guidance, not medical advice. Macro Chef sets macro targets and builds meals around them, but It isn't a substitute for a registered dietitian or your doctor. Talk to your physician or dietitian before making major dietary changes — especially if you have a medical condition, take medication affected by diet, are pregnant, manage diabetes or kidney disease, or have a history of disordered eating.

Your macros, engineered like a kitchen runs.

"Install the macro chef powerup." — that's the whole install.

Get it for $19